Chapter 2
Truth or Dare? Part 1
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FYI: The Akatsuki in this story may be a little bit OOC (Out Of Character); like in chapter 1- Hidan didn't cuss or say Jashin in every sentence. Also I made Aoi and Itachi a couple, it seems more interesting:P
Oh, I'm sorry for the late posting, school has been getting hard lately and I'm busy so I am trying to do my work and type stories as fast as I can:) Cheer me on!!!:D
Also, the next chapter of 'Mute But Not Deaf' is coming up soon, so stay tune and enjoy this humor story that me and my friend thought of.XD
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{3rd P.O.V.}
It was a very warm and sunny afternoon.
Not!
It was freezing cold! Literally!
It started raining, during spring! No one is able to get outside because if they do, they immediately turn into popsicles. Human popsicles, which sounds pretty tasty to Zetsu.
Anyway, everyone had to stay inside until the rain stops. Even the Akatsuki. Who right now are plotting a plan to kidnap the kyuubi (Naruto).
Not!
They are in the living room trying to warm themselves up, and are bored out of there minds! They have nothing to do in this retarded weather that has randomly occur.
Tobi: Tobi is bored!
Aoi: We all are Tobi.
Tobi: *waves his arms up and down like a little kid* Tobi wants to do something than sit around!
Aoi: *sigh* I'm sorry Tobi but there is nothin-
Just now, Aoi thought of an idea. An idea that made her smile, into her famous cat smile, when she thought of something in that head of hers. Hidan was the first to see her smile.
Hidan: Oh no. Aoi thought of something!
Everyone turned to her and started to back away. Afraid of what she is/was thinking. Everytime she thought of something, it always turns out weird and.........akward.
Itachi: A-Aoi. W-What are you thinking? (Author: Lol, even the great Uchiha is afraid of her, but still loves her.)
Aoi: *cat smile* Oh~ just something fun I thought of mate.
Kisame: A-And what would that be?
Aoi: *cat grin* I'm glad you asked Mr. Smurf!
(Author: Aoi has been calling Kisame Mr. Smurf....cuz he's blue and he reminded her of the movie and tv show she used to watch called 'The Smurfs')
Aoi got off the couch and was power walking to her room.
Aoi: Be right back!
Right after Aoi was gone, Deidara hit Kisame on the back of his head.
Deidara: Idiot! Why did you ask her that? Who knows what could be going inside that crazy girl's head!
Kisame: I'm sorry~
Itachi: *clears throat* That's my girlfriend your talking about.
Deidara: Y-Yeah, well? How did you fell in love with-her!
Itachi: Long story short=I'm too tired and lazy to talk/tell.
Deidara: Fine, but I will get you to spill.
Itachi: Hmm....
A few minutes later, Aoi came in the room carring a karaoke machine in one hand and some CD's in the other.
Aoi: Lets play truth or dare! Pick truth, then you have to answer a question. Pick dare, then you have to sing a song.
Hidan: No way am I singing a dawm song!
Tobi: Tobi wants to sing! Tobi wants to sing!
Aoi: Alright! Everyone form a circle!
No one moved a muscle.
.......
Aoi: I said, everyone form a CIRCLE!
All the Akatsuki formed a circle. They don't want Aoi to be mad and tries to kill everyone. She done it before. It was not a pretty sight. (Author: O.o)
Aoi: Alrighty then! Who wants to go first?
Silence......
More silence......
Aoi: K, since no one wants to go first, I'll choose.
(Author: If you see this【】it means there thoughts)
Deidara:【Please don't chose me! Please don't chose me!】
Hidan:【Please chose Deidara! Please chose Deidara!】
Zetsu:【I'm hungry...-_-】
Kisame:【I wonder if anyone saw my pet fish fishy?】
Itachi:【Hmm....-/_\-】
Tobi:【Am I imagining, or is there a squirrel in the living room?】
Kakuzu:【Whoo! Look at all the money I have!>-<】
Sasori:【What exactly are we playing again?】
Tobi:【Eek! The squirrel just waved at me! I'm hallucinating!O.O】
Pain:【What is the point of this game?! And why does Tobi look like he's going to wet his pants?】
Konan:【I love this game!^-^】
Tobi:【Aye!! The squirrel has one eye!@.@】
Aoi:【I wonder who shall I choose? *grins*】
Tobi: 【False alarm:) That was just Zetsu. Thank goodness!:P】
Aoi:【Yoi! (Okay!) I choose....】
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Who do you think Aoi will choose? Find out in next chapter of 'Truth or Dare' part 2!
Bye-bye!:XD
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